The Male Swagger

Kira Austin-Young

Princess of Sorrow

Jason Boschetti

Wulfgar, the Cliffguard

Susannah Bradley

Girl of Poe

Kathryn Bruce

Extras / Hall Thanes

Colin Court

Sir Lardalot

Alex Coyle

Carol

Scottie Gnutti

Hula Girl / Party Girl

Will Hickox

Extras / Hall Thanes

Kristen Hillgren

Queen Wealtheow

Domenick Iacovo

Extras / Hall Thanes

Ben Mercer

Hollywood Hulk Hogan

Clark Pendery

Buttscratch

Darius Safavi

Extras / Hall Thanes

Ben Shields

Malcolm X

Minoo Sobhani

Extras / Hall Thanes

Carl Swanson

Extras / Hall Thanes

Alex Trebek

Alex Trebek

Zack Tuck

Narrator / Sunshine Macabre / Jesus of Nazareth

Michelle Vick

Extras / Hall Thanes

Mike Vick

Beowulf

Frank Zappa

Guitarist (archive footage)

Darius Safavi

Director