9 1/2 Ninjas!
When corrupt real estate mogul Arnold Gruber evicts Joe and Lisa from their dwellings to make way for new buildings, martial arts-trained Joe turns sexy Lisa into his ninja disciple, and the two team up to fight back in this erotic action comedy. Gruber sends his own ninjas to eliminate Joe and Lisa, who may have trouble focusing on the enemy as they're consumed by their lust for each other.
Cast
Michael Phenicie
Joe Vogue
Andee Gray
Lisa Thorne
Robert Fieldsteel
Arnold Gruber
Magda Harout
Gladys Vogue
Tommy Lister Jr.
Cutter
Don Stark
Sledge
Barbara Leary
Dimitri
Paul Jabara
Mr. Ninja (voice)
Sharon Lee Jones
Zelda
Monty Hoffman
Isaac
Rance Howard
Ninja Negotiator
Gerald Okamura
Master
Keaton Simons
Young Joe
Kitsan
Otto
Ralph Manza
Old Man
James Walker
Bum
Kane Hodder
Director
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